Morris Bennent | A college football player and the classic frat boy. Despite them being in the same fraternity, Morris and Hayden hate each other with a fiery passion. Being something of Millie's most common "John", he is willing to do nearly anything if it means he can sleep with her. Immature, sexist, and narcissistic, he doesn't care about who he hurts and doesn't care about other people's boundaries. Twisted from Mortimer Mouse.